Is this your way of telling me the toaster is broken?
Uh, maybe…I swear I don’t even know what happened! It just started smoking and completely burnt my pop tarts….my poor pop tarts….
I don’t do the whole relaxing thing.
Then, I’ll break the toaster and you can fix it. You have to relax for the massage though, or you’re not getting one. Have I made myself clear, mister?
All of thee above please.
Your wish is my command, oh great one! I’ll be right on it. You just sit back, relax, and look handsome
I’m just cranky.
Do you need a massage? Or, some cake? Both? We can watch that weird mechanic show that you like and I don’t understand….?
Believe it or not, it wasn’t her this time.
Is that so? What a miracle! Tell me more, tell me more.
I’m still jealous of that. I ran into Thor and looked like a fool.
It was everything I imagined it would be…Aw, come on! I’m sure Thor didn’t think you were weird or awkward at all — or, just a little bit…or a lot. :)
Does he really? Artie and I both call them our children, haha! It really is— they’re so precious and Oscar follows her around everywhere.
Yeah, but I know he agrees with me. He’s just too much of a “man” to admit it outright. Now, that’s cute! You’ll have to get a picture sometime. I wish Boo and Montag got along that well. Boo is still suffering from ‘jealous older sibling’itis
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Nothing makes up for no Hawkeye movie.
That’s why I said almost….Someday, Sam, someday. Then I can go to the theater and tell people that I’ve touched his ass.
singmrmockingbird replied to your post: Iron Man in a week!
Peppers getting in the suit!
I know! It’s going to be so bad ass! I can’t wait!
I know! I’m so excited. And, did you see the trailer for Thor?
All of this almost makes up for the fact that there isn’t a movie for Hawkeye yet!
